Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Six Seconds should be Rick Mofina's breakout thriller. It moves like a tornado. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
There is a safe spot within every tornado. My job is to find it. — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
It's like being in the middle of a tornado. It's like, whooooooosh, you know what I'm saying? It's like Dorothy-you wake up… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar." — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth! — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
A nation that spends billions to fix international problems will not have much left over for the victims of tornadoes in Oklahoma. — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
It'd be the thrill of anyone's bull riding career to ride Red Rock. Like when Freckles Brown rode Tornado. — Lane Frost Copy Share Image
Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Men are like tornadoes, they destroy everything you have in an instant and then they decide to go hit somewhere else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is very perplexing how an intrepid frontier people, who fought a wilderness, floods, tornadoes, and the Rockies, cower before criticism, which… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
There are two big forces at work, external and internal. We have very little control over external forces such as tornadoes, earthquakes,… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Seasons are like life. Some seasons are better than others. Some have more sun and rainbows. Others have storms and tornadoes. Some… — Cathy Lamb Copy Share Image
I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
They did a lot of cleaning in their house, which I considered to be a sign of immoral parenting. The job of… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
So confident am I that the number of deaths from violent storms will continue to decline that I challenge Mr. McKibben -… — Donald J. Boudreaux Copy Share Image
High school is a pit of despair. It's a swirling tornado of insecurities and there's really nothing good about it. It's at… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
There are no green thumbs or black thumbs. There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who ruin after ruin… — Henry Mitchell Copy Share Image
I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those… — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
“Tornadoes are a good metaphor for how bad things happen in our lives. They build from small disturbances that usually don’t mean… — Stuart Rojstaczer Copy Share Image
If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday. I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offsprings of our… — Raymond Burr Copy Share Image
Most literature on the culture of adolescence focuses on peer pressure as a negative force. Warnings about the "wrong crowd" read like… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Bring the pure wine of love and freedom. But sir, a tornado is coming. More wine, we'll teach this storm A thing… — Rumi Copy Share Image
I had never been to Oklahoma City before. I had no clue. Just heard there were a lot of tornadoes. — Chris Paul Copy Share Image
In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
What man's life is not overtaken by one or more of those tornadoes that send us out of the course, and fling… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Nurtured by negative circumstances, braiding raging tornadoes in her hair, she held her head high, wearing her weathered poetry with pride.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
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