Funny redneck Quote by Larry the Cable Guy

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to…

— Anonymous

But the small cloud which appeared in the northwest four months ago had blown up into a mighty storm and then into a screaming…

— Margaret Mitchell

“Tornadoes were, in out part of Central Illinois, the dimensionless point at which parallel lines met and whirled and blew up. They made no…

— David Foster Wallace

Mom used to say that having three boys was kind of like having a pet tornado that talked back.

— Marie Lu

In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the clouds from…

— Augusten Burroughs

In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always…

— Jack Handey

I am torn between the beauty of the natural world, which you see all around us, and the idea that some dumb tornado could…

— Werner Herzog

The biggest challenge has been simulating a tornado with wind machines and dirt and debris. Right when you walk on the set, you feel…

— Mark-Paul Gosselaar

The only thing more destructive than a tornado is a family.

— Reynolds Price

I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been…

— Melanie Brown

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity-it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it.

— Susan Piver

Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all of us…

— Spencer Bachus