Funny redneck Quote by Miranda Download Open image “What, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!” — Miranda ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny redneck Humor
“I look over at Andie. “Please don’t tell me she’s going to touch chicken poop.” Andie’s face is totally impassive. “Nope.” “Phew. That’s a… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
I was looking up funny iphone convos and this shit was funny!!! his mom is stupid.... — Kimmy Copy Share Image
“So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
Don't let anyone make u cry because you are who you are .And crying will only show that they won . — Miranda Copy Share Image
I might say I hate you and I'm over you but I'm really not its just something I say to make my self think… — Miranda Copy Share Image
I trusted you .You broke my heart. I told you everything .You spread rumors. I was your best friend .Now u call me names . — Miranda Copy Share Image
"I love you' is my way of saying you're the best thing that has ever happened to me. And I don't care if other… — Miranda Copy Share Image
You can be a virgin but if u talk to the wrong guy ur a hoe .but if a guy is a virgin and… — Miranda Copy Share Image
You are not bound to any one .because if they leave hold the door open because they don't deserve to live in ur life… — Miranda Copy Share Image
Just tell me if u love me .and if u do I will give u the best love I have to offer because you… — Miranda Copy Share Image
People don't understand that when u try your hardest .but they don't care but don't get cold hearted just remeber it — Miranda Copy Share Image
If you love someone .don't judge them on your past relationship or past decision.Only judge them on how they treat you . — Miranda Copy Share Image
We cry and hurt our selfs for people who ignore us .but we ignore the one's who do care for us .ironic. — Miranda Copy Share Image
The minute the one you love say you are dumb or stupid is the minute you are single .ironic. — Miranda Copy Share Image
Don't force your self to love someone that doesn't love you.just walk away because someone will love you and you won't even have to… — Miranda Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
