Being weird Quote by Kimmy Download Open image “I was looking up funny iphone convos and this shit was funny!!! his mom is stupid....” — Kimmy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being weird Mom
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in… — Maddox Copy Share Image
A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a phone call so that the kids… — Zak Copy Share Image
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“giving out the new iPhone instead of just another boring homily. So he kept going to Sunday school and church, knowing he understood something… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“My phone buzzed in the center console again. "What's happening with this thing?" Dad grabbed it. "Dad, really?" I didn't want him to see… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Mum's mobile was the most immoblie cell phone in the world. It often lived on the top of the bookshelf closest to the front… — Catherine Bateson Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I leave my car my iPhone escorts me, letting everyone else in the post office know that I’m not really with them, I’m… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
Here goes a joke: Mom Sh**,wat r u sayin boay,Sh** mom,the Sh**,i tried 2 wake up ma sista with a fart but a shit… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
Don't give up just because of one sticky situation, because if you truly love that person, you'll be back to the way you were… — Kimmy Copy Share Image
A full moon is waiting in the twilight Maybe soon you will come to be my knight Here we are Hoping that we never… — Kimmy Copy Share Image
¤¤Treat Her Right¤¤ ðCompliment her ðKiss her ðLove her ðComfort her ðProtect her ðHold her ðSpoil her ðListen to her ðSupport her. — Kimmy Copy Share Image
He says I don't have time for him but I love him with all my heart!!!!!! I really don't know how to explain him??!! :/ — Kimmy Copy Share Image
Dont matter how u are how u look how u act always be ur self & dont listen wat other ppl say bout u… — Kimmy Copy Share Image
You're trying too HARD to convince me that you're a TRUE friend & DEEP Down Inside you know you're not but you stick around… — Ta'Nisha Marie Copy Share Image
When you describe your friend and you show a picture of your friend and the person your showing it to is like .... wth??? — Candie Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am me and I can only be me. If you are you and you are reading this about me then please know I… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Weird is being normal, and being normal is weird. Who is actually normal? No one is. Everyone is weird in one way or another. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Best friends are the people who know how crazy and weird you are and still choose to be seen in public with you! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
That sad moment when someones about to get married then on the day before their wedding one of them was terribly hurt by accident… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures — Anonymous Copy Share Image
