You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
