Barbers Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“You hear this kind of thing, rednecks and their guys and--" "Don't call them that," I say. "They're just assholes. Most people you run…

— Charles de Lint

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

— Jeff Foxworthy

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

— David Allan Coe

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

— Warren Buffett

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.…

— Duck Dynasty

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

— Jeff Foxworthy