Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's… — Swizz Beatz Copy Share Image
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I've always noticed that Old Families, like plumbers and barbers and possibly drummers and detectives, seem to have some kind of reciprocity… — Celestine Sibley Copy Share Image
I do believe that you have to bring some degree of truth from yourself to the role [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years;… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
If I was switched from whatever I'm doing, and I was, for some reason, made the chief football writer in any newspaper,… — Steve Bunce Copy Share Image
Right at the end of the war I wrote a piano sonata, which was written at a time when Sam Barber used… — Elliott Carter Copy Share Image
Since you control a federal budget that has just been increased from $17.8 billion last year to $19.2 billion this year, is… — James P. Gray Copy Share Image
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
I’m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is… — Weegee Copy Share Image
Contemporary political theorists continue this type of thinking about democracy by arguing that the development of "public judgment" among regular citizens should… — Kevin Mattson Copy Share Image
It's very difficult to find the time or the money for people to organize rehearsals for some movies. It staggers me how… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
I am sure the man who powders most, perfumes most, embroiders most, and talks most nonsense, is most admired. Though to be… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a… — Samuel Foote Copy Share Image
I love the donors and we thank them, but it has to be that the guys in the barber shop, the lady… — Keith Ellison Copy Share Image
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
“The Jewish barbers, who cut the hair of thousands of women, remembered the beautiful ones.” — Timothy Snyder Copy Share Image
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence." — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Nurses nurse and teachers teach and tailors mend and preachers preach and barbers trim and chauffeurs haul and parents get to do… — Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz Copy Share Image