My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
That small word "Force," they make a barber's block, Ready to put on Meanings most strange and various, fit to shock Pupils… — James Clerk Maxwell Copy Share Image
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. — Wesley Willis Copy Share Image
I love the donors and we thank them, but it has to be that the guys in the barber shop, the lady… — Keith Ellison Copy Share Image
I was in the process of growing dreads, they were down to my lip. I could whip them back and forth. Then… — Nate Burleson Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the size of… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And,… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's… — Swizz Beatz Copy Share Image
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
When beggars and shoeshine boys, barbers and beauticians can tell you how to get rich it is time to remind yourself that… — Bernard Baruch Copy Share Image
Learn to take losses quickly and cleanly. There is something about inside information which seems to paralyze a man's reasoning powers. Beware… — Bernard Baruch Copy Share Image
