Redneck Think Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

10 Redneck Think quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

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If you’ve ever chuckled at the humor of Southern‑style observations, this handful of Foxworthy’s lines lands right where you expect a grin. It’s a brief, tongue‑in‑cheek look at the mindset that fuels his classic jokes.

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You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

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You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

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You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

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You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

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You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

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You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

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You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

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You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

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You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign…

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You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary…

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If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

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We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of…

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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

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We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

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You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

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I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

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