Car Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory…

— Darynda Jones

I've been in cars that have been shot at.

— Spencer Paysinger

That awkward moment when you're walking past a parked car and you stop and look at yourself in the window, and theres still people…

— Anonymous

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the…

— Troy Perry

During my third season of 'Zoo,' I was picked up by a car to go to work. We had this huge scene to shoot…

— James Wolk

The very first time I got to drive by myself, I took a bunch of my friends to school and was caught by a…

— Cheech Marin

I'd never had people drive me around, and then all of a sudden, if a car didn't come, I'd say, "Where's my car?"

— Patti Smith

Went from driving up in some old shit to drivers opening doors.

— Drake

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

— Bo Burnham

Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!!

— Alex Morgan

I started off with a paper round when we were just about old enough to drive. I couldn't drive myself, so someone else would…

— Paul Young