Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Somebody busted in my car window. Thank god they didn't take my servitude outline.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Law school Thank god
They keep on threatening me from the front door when you know I got a window ....alah — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I stumbled up to the window. Opened the curtains to blinding light. Make up all over the pillow. What went on? What went on?… — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
But it was definitely a car trailing me and quickly I prepared myself for a great dash. I began quickening my step and when… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days! — Danny Bonaduce Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
