Humor Quote by Emma Chase Download Open image ““Where's a stray bullet from a random drive-by shooting when you need one?”” — Emma Chase ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“You've run a lot of risks, and gone to a lot of work, and all to turn me into a bullet for your gun.… — Emma Bull Copy Share Image
“When taking a bullet for someone, make sure they're not the one pulling the trigger.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“And I fired four more times at a lifeless body and the bullets sank in without leaving a mark. And it was like giving… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Then I fired four more times at the motionless body where the bullets lodged without leaving a trace. And it was like knocking four… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“It doesn't sound like a gun shot. But then if I've been shot in the head, my perception of these things is probably off.” — Claire Zorn Copy Share Image
“When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I am a single bullet. It has no heart. Therefore, it does not think. It just flies straight towards its target.” — Kanzaki H Aria Copy Share Image
“Attempts at character assassination occur when it is too conspicuous to pierce your target with a bullet. ” — Sardonyx Jade Copy Share Image
“I release the trigger of my gun and drop it. Before I can lose my nerve, I turn and press my forehead to the… — Tris Prior Copy Share Image
“Bullets sound like hornets when they pass too close to your head. After a while, the world closes down. You can't hear much, you… — Sarah Zettel Copy Share Image
“Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much while actually… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“And for God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny can kiss… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I’m going to fight to prove to you that this is real. That I’m not going anywhere and that what I feel for you… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“As she starts to speak, my mind is suddenly filled with every hot-teacher fantasy I’ve ever had. They’re playing out in my mind right… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Self-doubts are like weeds; if you don't deal with them right away, they multiply. And before you know it, your garden looks like a… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I prop my guitar up against the nightstand. Then I turn toward the bed and fall into it face first. The mattress is soft… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t much matter what you say when you’re screwing anyway. Or how you do it. Slow and gentle or fast and violent—it’s the… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I’ll never get tired of looking at her. Or kissing her. Pussy whipped, thy name is Drew. Yeah I know. It’s okay. I don’t… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I’m taking her to The Horny Goat, Agent St. James, not charging into battle. You and the rest of security are welcome to accompany… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“As the bills fall into the jar, Alexandra takes her hand. “Come on Mackenzie, let’s go to the American Girl store and spend some… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
