Announcements Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.…

— Duck Dynasty

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle