Closets Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm kind of a closet redneck.

— Donald Trump, Jr

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.…

— Duck Dynasty