Ambulance Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ambulance Ifs Locals Might Redneck Trailers You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you were hitting… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
But where does by far the bulk, the whole ambulance load, of pain really come from? Where must it come from? Isn't the true… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you or a family member have waited for an ambulance too long, waited for treatment for too long, I am sorry. — Humza Yousaf Copy Share Image
I'm most proud of the ambulance service. This is emergency work. Many times Edhi ambulances are the first to arrive and save people's lives.… — Abdul Sattar Edhi Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm a praying atheist. When I hear an ambulance siren, I ask for a blessing for those people in trouble, knowing that no one's… — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print on the… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Despite their authoritarian light show, those ice-cream trucks of death couldn't do any more for Perkus's murdered infatuation, his crushed crush, than could keening… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society. — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
