You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Patients are almost always preceded by their parents, because no matter how fast an ambulance can drive, terrified parents can drive faster. — John Green Copy Share Image
The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Not everybody would choose to be a firefighter or an ambulance driver. Not everyone wants to see the nasty bits of life. — Guy Martin Copy Share Image
When hospitals close, ambulance times can increase dramatically, and the additional wait often means the difference between life and death. — Leana S. Wen Copy Share Image
I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance — Lord Finesse Copy Share Image
I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action. — Illeana Douglas Copy Share Image
The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by. — China Chow Copy Share Image
The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If people are constantly falling off a cliff, you could place ambulances under the cliff or build a fence on the top… — Denis Parsons Burkitt Copy Share Image
“Even the sun-clouds this morning cannot manage such skirts Nor the woman in the ambulance Whore red heart blooms through her coat… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
There was a DJ who stayed up for eleven days straight, the longest-recorded period of time anyone has ever gone without sleep,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I was very, very sick when I was growing up in Russia. The ambulance constantly came to our house. I had horrible… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
But where does by far the bulk, the whole ambulance load, of pain really come from? Where must it come from? Isn't… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
When I was around eleven or twelve, my board got hung up on the top of a bowl, and I got a… — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
The gross national product includes air pollution and advertising for cigarettes, and ambulances to clear our highways of carnage. It counts special… — Robert Kennedy Copy Share Image
“SWAT? For me?" Still trembling, one hand clung to the ambulance gurney, the other held a massive sterilised cotton wool wad under… — Morana Blue Copy Share Image
There was too much noise. Sirens from police cars and ambulances. Shouts from the crowd on the street eighteen floors below. Traffic… — Don Bassingthwaite Copy Share Image
To its committed members (the Democratic Party) was still the party of heart, humanity, and justice, but to those removed a few… — Nicholas von Hoffman Copy Share Image
I took over a city that had two riots in four years and I had none. And they knew they couldn't riot… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Better guide the young than reclaim them when old For the voice of true wisdom is calling "To rescue the fallen is… — Joseph Malins Copy Share Image
I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Hey, do you know what I called the last guy who said something like that to me?" When he only raised a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
If you or a family member have waited for an ambulance too long, waited for treatment for too long, I am sorry. — Humza Yousaf Copy Share Image
We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end. — Lane Kirkland Copy Share Image
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Outside an ambulance begins to scream as if overwhelmed by the suffering it must forever carry in its belly.” — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he… — George Galloway Copy Share Image
My paternal grandmother drove ambulances during the regional Blitz, in Birmingham. — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I've always been an Industrial fan. People who say "Industrial is out" are the same people who will say "IDM is out"… — Mike Wells Copy Share Image
Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a… — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
