Ambulance Quote by Frank Carson Download Open image “I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.” — Frank Carson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ambulance Heart Heart attack Inspirational Likes Marriage My wife Thinking Wedding Wife
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I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours."… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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But where does by far the bulk, the whole ambulance load, of pain really come from? Where must it come from? Isn't the true… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
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If you or a family member have waited for an ambulance too long, waited for treatment for too long, I am sorry. — Humza Yousaf Copy Share Image
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Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube. — John Green Copy Share Image
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. — Simon Munnery Copy Share Image
The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society. — Boman Irani Copy Share Image