Fridges Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fridges Funny redneck Ifs Might Redneck Redneck humor You might be a redneck if
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I loathe people who say, 'I always read the ending of the book first.' That really irritates me, It's like someone coming to dinner,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I really like the smell of something - a piece of tar or my goddaughter's plastic doll - I put a tiny piece… — Mika Copy Share Image
Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover. — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot… — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
During an early performance of 'Spamalot,' I left my regal gloves in the fridge to cool down and didn't remember them until I was… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
I use a lot of fresh citrus, garlic, and fresh herbs when cooking to cut down on fat and sodium but punch up flavor.… — Cat Cora Copy Share Image
It's as if scientists exert every effort of will they possess deliberately to find the least significant problems in the world and explain them.… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I know what it's like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more. — Natalia Vodianova Copy Share Image
If we have to be cat burglars, I'm going to see what' to steal in the fridge." We're trying to find evidence she's the… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
... I stare into the fridge. Like a mirrored image of myself. Cold and empty, and the lights come on only when you open… — Hallgrimur Helgason Copy Share Image
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls or e-mails… — Mark David Gerson Copy Share Image
