Haircuts are luxuries and, as such, should be as expensive as you can possibly afford. — Genesis P-Orridge Copy Share Image
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make. — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un reportedly has had 15 of his top officials executed. So the lesson here is when Kim… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep… — Natalie Copy Share Image
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
We learned to put discipline in the haircuts by using actual geometry, actual architectural shapes and bone structure. The cut had to… — Vidal Sassoon Copy Share Image
It's totally true: Ariel, Christopher Owens, me, and Courtney Love, all in Saint Laurent ads, all with the same haircut. — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Every place is a goldmine. You have only to give yourself time, sit in a teahouse watching the passers-by, stand in a… — Tiziano Terzani Copy Share Image
Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age? Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on proper dress… — Hugh Nibley Copy Share Image
I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about… — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and… — Vinny Guadagnino Copy Share Image
We now have a generation of people who in many cases feel that if they become chefs, they'll get a TV show.… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
Cam held her closer. "Marry me, Amelia. You're what I want. You're my fate." One hand slid to the back of her… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Learning how to shine a pair of shoes to me was like if you could do, you were like you were on… — Willie Herron Copy Share Image
He immediately started charming my mom until she was nothing but a gooey puddle in the middle of the foyer.He loved her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family went on a cruise, and I got a terrible haircut. FYI: Never get your hair cut on a cruise. And… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Someone in my office suggested I get my haircut at New Millennium on Wilshire Blvd. It was so different from any place… — Harvey Levin Copy Share Image
I definitely feel like it took me a while to learn the baseline things you have to do if you want people… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
