Inspirational Quotes by Robin Williams

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

— Robin Williams

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

— Robin Williams

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

— Robin Williams

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

— Robin Williams

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

— Robin Williams

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

— Robin Williams

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

— Robin Williams

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

— Robin Williams

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

— Robin Williams

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

— Robin Williams

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

— Robin Williams

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

— Robin Williams

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

— Robin Williams

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t…

— Robin Williams

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's…

— Robin Williams

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

— Robin Williams

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.

— Robin Williams

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

— Robin Williams

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

— Robin Williams

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

— Robin Williams

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

— Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

— Robin Williams

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

— Robin Williams

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

— Robin Williams

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

— Robin Williams