I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
