When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and THAT is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
