There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world, — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The world is open for play, [that] everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?' — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image