We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on!… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. And a favorite… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
