Inspiration Quotes by Robin Williams

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

— Robin Williams

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy…

— Robin Williams

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

— Robin Williams

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

— Robin Williams

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

— Robin Williams

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

— Robin Williams

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

— Robin Williams

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

— Robin Williams

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high…

— Robin Williams

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

— Robin Williams

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

— Robin Williams

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

— Robin Williams

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

— Robin Williams

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

— Robin Williams

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

— Robin Williams

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

— Robin Williams

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees

— Robin Williams

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

— Robin Williams

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist

— Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers

— Robin Williams