Air travel Quote by Dave Barry

The bottom line is, if somebody doesn't go through proper security screening, they're not going to go on the flight.

— Anonymous

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate.…

— Wanda Sykes

The men and women who make up a plane's crew put their lives in jeopardy each time they fly. It's our job as much…

— Dave Reichert

I'm not sure if I could bear to go on an aeroplane again. It's not my concern for the welfare of the planet. It's…

— Tom Hodgkinson

As the head of security for an airline, I can't ask my passengers to risk their lives and jump on a terrorist. This is…

— Isaac Yeffet

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

— Satchel Paige

After 9/11, new security measures not only added longer lines and earlier check-ins, but took away our privilege of carrying knitting needles or our…

— Ann Hood

There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and…

— Quico Canseco

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down…

— Jack Handey

Thats why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes.

— George W. Bush

The best security for people's doing their duty is that they should not know anything else to do.

— Walter Bagehot

And, of course, customers really need to feel safe and are seeking reassurance when they fly.

— David Neeleman