Airline Quote by David Letterman

I've got a dad who jumps out of an airplane.

— George W. Bush

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

— Jay Leno

“The Kennedys decided we’re going to do an airlift. We’re going to go out to Africa and we’re going to start bringing young Africans…

— Barack Obama

The aeroplane is an invention of the devil and will never play any part in such a serious business as the defence of the…

— Sam Hughes

The more we lose, the more he'll fly in. And the more he flies in, the better the chance there'll be a plane crash.

— Graig Nettles

There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and…

— Quico Canseco

Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.

— Anonymous

Aircraft are always going to be something that terrorists are interested in because you bring down an airliner, you have drawn the world's attention.

— Jack Keane

The men and women who make up a plane's crew put their lives in jeopardy each time they fly. It's our job as much…

— Dave Reichert

Babies need an Airplane Mode.

— Anonymous

My dad would talk to players like Claude Lemieux and Stephane Richer and tell them one day his son was going to play in…

— Martin Brodeur

Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of…

— Janet Napolitano