There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our… — Quico Canseco Copy Share Image
Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
