Airline Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airline Airline security Cybersecurity Jokes Security States
When the US government got word that I was planning to leave Russia to go to Latin America, they brought down the plane of… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and… — Quico Canseco Copy Share Image
Well, I don't think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president, — Wesley Clark Copy Share Image
The travel ban that was imposed by the [Donald Trump] administration is a very direct reverberation of 9/11. — Peter van Agtmael Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, there were no cell phones and no roads into the bush, and so if something happened to your plane,… — Leigh Newman Copy Share Image
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The heightened security restrictions on the airlines made the journey back from New York interesting, as I refused to be parted from the manuscript… — J K Rowling Copy Share Image
Jimmy Carter used to walk off the airplane carrying his own luggage. Do you remember that? I don't want my president carrying - I… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard,… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
One of the Internet's highest-profile companies, Priceline once dreamed of transforming the way consumer goods are bought and sold by offering customers the chance… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another? — Fay Wray Copy Share Image
Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we… — George Will Copy Share Image
Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil. — Don Burr Copy Share Image
As a businessman, Frank Lorenzo gives capitalism a bad name. — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I have an 800 freephone number now that I call if I get the urge to buy an airline stock. I call at two… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
Can a physicist visualize an electron? The electron is materially inconceivable and yet, it is so perfectly known through its effects that we use… — Wernher von Braun Copy Share Image
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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