Airline Quote by John Mulaney

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.

— Johnny Carson

Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope.

— Ed Acker

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

— Mackenzie Astin

A lot of airlines have come and gone.

— David Neeleman

Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.

— Nikhil Saluja

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

— Andy Borowitz

I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back.

— Keith Allen

I literally live on American Airlines' 737 commercial airplane.

— Daniel Schwartz

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

— Mickey Gilley

“The Delta agent saw my itinerary and said, 'You’re flying to Jakarta via Atlanta, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur? You must have really…

— Tucker Elliot

The airline business is crazy. I've not been enamored with the industry in general. You can't depend on anybody and anything. It's dog-eat-dog and…

— Robert Brooks

I've said many times that I'd be thrilled to sell the airline to the employees and our guys said no, we'll take all the…

— Robert Crandall