It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I definitely look like a toddler. I feel comfortable and I have a lot of fun out there [John Mulaney Show]. And… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I had a lot of fun writing things that died during dress rehearsal. Sometimes I remember the crazy ones that died even… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
On Friday night, it was fun [to know] that if you bombed, or whatever was going on, that you'd be on TV… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I don't know if there's a strategy really so much as, like I learned doing standup and had to learn fast, you always just… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the subway. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
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