Fun Quotes by SangFroid Stalker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

— SangFroid Stalker

Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

— SangFroid Stalker

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back.

— SangFroid Stalker

If at first you dont succeed . . . so much for skydiving.

— SangFroid Stalker

Why do people say no offense right before theyre about to offend you?

— SangFroid Stalker

A bargain is something you dont need at a price you cant resist.

— SangFroid Stalker

I couldnt repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

— SangFroid Stalker

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who werent smart enough to get…

— SangFroid Stalker

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in…

— SangFroid Stalker

If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

— SangFroid Stalker

Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

— SangFroid Stalker

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

— SangFroid Stalker

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, youll become happy; if you get a bad one, youll become a…

— SangFroid Stalker

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

— SangFroid Stalker

If you steal from one author, its plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research.

— SangFroid Stalker

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far Ive finished two…

— SangFroid Stalker