Back Quote by John Mulaney Download Open image “I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my God, how did I not die?'” — John Mulaney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Back Being Die God Look Oh my god
All I can say is that I wont be alive after eighteen or seventeen even. — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
As a kid, all I thought about was death. But you can't tell your parents that. — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
One day I was 17 years old and I ended up trying to commit suicide and I ended up in the hospital. As a… — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
“And I think, Wow, I did it. I actually managed to die of a stroke at age 17.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
You know, you don't need to grow old to die. I was dying at the age of 20 as a result of no direction… — Grant Cardone Copy Share Image
For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die. — Judy Garland Copy Share Image
I don't know if there's a strategy really so much as, like I learned doing standup and had to learn fast, you always just… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
If I was at the Comedy Cellar at midnight you yelled at the back of the room. But you, for television, play it to… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
With the first episode [of John Mulaney Show] I tell a story that happened to me accidentally chasing a woman down the subway. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I do longer runs on things, a lot stories. I really like one-liners, I like a lot of different kinds of standup but I've… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I always watch my matches back 100 times afterwards because that's how I improve. This is something I've always done, even in NXT. — Mandy Rose Copy Share Image
Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse. — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
I never want to look back on any moment and say I could have done more. So I go all in. — Scott Haze Copy Share Image
I wish that I had known back then that a mastery of process would lead to a product. Then I probably wouldn't have found… — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
It's what the people wanted at the time, but the country could not be half-segregated and half-integrated, just as it could not be half-slave… — George Wallace Copy Share Image
I've always stuck my arms behind my back anyway when trying to block a shot in the penalty area. — Millie Bright Copy Share Image
I'm sure at some point I will get back into coaching, but right now I need to focus completely on my kids. — Patrick Ewing Copy Share Image
Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them. — Ron White Copy Share Image
In Congress, Florida Republicans worked with the Trump administration to secure funding for coastal restoration projects following the devastating impacts of Hurricanes Irma and… — Michael Waltz Copy Share Image
Back in the really olden days, dinner was seldom a ceremonial event for U.S. families. Only the very wealthy had a separate dining room.… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
We're all painfully aware of how suddenly violence can occur, how crippling it is, and how survivors have to find a way back from… — Paul Dini Copy Share Image
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