Air travel Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Air travel Airline Airport security Airports Cybersecurity Food Funny Granted Humor Humorous Insane Sanity Security Way
With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. — Tom Udall Copy Share Image
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting terrorism is… — James Purefoy Copy Share Image
We still have a problem here in this country of access to airports and airplanes [for terrorists]. — Adam Schiff Copy Share Image
There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and… — Quico Canseco Copy Share Image
Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of… — Janet Napolitano Copy Share Image
When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European… — Richard Drew Copy Share Image
You can't imagine a world, quite frankly, without a safe and secure aviation system. And so our job is to really focus on that,… — Janet Napolitano Copy Share Image
I love the airport because you are forced to, if not interact, at least share shoulders with all types of people. — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That we live in a world were women actually expect you to think thoughtful thoughts, and have real emotions, which we don't have. Having to try to live up to the imaginary ideal that women have of… — Dave Barry Copy Share
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
There's another problem," Percy said. "I'm not good with air travel. It's dangerous for a son of Neptune." "You'll have to risk it...and so… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
Despite living in this post-9/11 age of transnational terrorism, the risk of death during air travel has plummeted to the point where we now… — Thomas P.M. Barnett Copy Share Image
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The glamour of air travel - its aspirational meaning in the public imagination - disappeared before its luxury did, dissipating as flying gradually became… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me to places… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
A century ago the Spanish flu confounded scientists and devastated whole regions, but while today's society has air travel and an enormous, heterogeneous population,… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image