Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
“Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“CAIR officials have even been granted access to airport security procedures. In June 2006, U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents gave CAIR… — Robert Spencer Copy Share Image
With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. — Tom Udall Copy Share Image
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“As one learns more and more about the networks of protocological control, it becomes almost second nature to project protocol into every… — Alexander Galloway Copy Share Image
I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all… — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes airport security people recognize me. I'll go through the whole screening process and at the end they'll go, 'Hey, man, I… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
“Wasn't Atlanta the murder capital of the U.S. last year?" "Yes, but the airport's perfectly safe.” — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
If you want something bad enough, you've got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Osama Bin Laden Jokes Spread Faster Than The News Of His Death ... Here Are SomePosted by123Labels: Internet Catch, Joke, Time pass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Seconds later, the female security officer grabbed a pair of my father's shorts from the top of the duffel bag, and emptied… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The stereotypical myth that Asians are quicker & more efficient in airport security lines has been dispelled today at the SF airport. — Laura Bell Bundy Copy Share Image
Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting… — James Purefoy Copy Share Image
When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
“In the same way that it makes sense for the airport security screeners to give my father extra scrutiny every time he… — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
