Airport Quote by Shashi Tharoor

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

— Johnny Vegas

Wit is the most dangerous talent you can possess. It must be guarded with great discretion and good-nature, otherwise it will create you many…

— John Gregory

Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting terrorism is…

— James Purefoy

I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

— Tom Hodgkinson

Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.

— Salman Rushdie

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

— Dave Barry

I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.

— Jim Morris

I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European…

— Richard Drew

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.

— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Wit is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor, if he knows not how to use it discreetly.

— Michel de Montaigne

Where the drink goes in, there the wit goes out.

— George Herbert

Wit implies hatred or contempt of folly and crime, produces its effects by brisk shocks of surprise, uses the whip of scorpions and the…

— Edwin Percy Whipple