I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“There is something about African time that even the Swiss find a challenge.” — Nicholas Drayson Copy Share Image
I live in a Swiss village so small, if you sneeze everyone knows. — Geraldine Chaplin Copy Share Image
They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter. — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
Only that Swiss in the heart want still a king or at least a strong Upper House of Parliament. Swiss long themselves… — Peter Bichsel Copy Share Image
My father's Peruvian! I actually have a lot of family in Cuzco. I'm also Swiss, Alaskan, French, Spanish and Italian. — Q'orianka Kilcher Copy Share Image
The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand… — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
I'll splurge on Toblerone. I love Toblerone with the Swiss chocolate and nougat in it. — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
I like the Swiss because by and large they are more humane than the other people aming whom I have lived. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I love the German and the Swiss people for their many fine traits of character. I love their language that is so… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
And my father, being a good Swiss puritan, always really insisted that if I was going to be an actor, I shouldn't… — Rene Auberjonois Copy Share Image
TV can reach broad audiences, mass audiences, niche audiences; it can be local, regional, national; it can be spots, sponsorship, interactive. It… — Nick Manning Copy Share Image
I don't know what Swiss musicians need to do to be heard beyond the borders of their own country. It was always… — Sophie Hunger Copy Share Image
Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way it's supposed to be, like falling into a… — Claud Cockburn Copy Share Image
Islam can only be modernized from within. If I state that I condemn the practice of stoning, that this punishment is despicable,… — Tariq Ramadan Copy Share Image
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
We sing a lot of the soundtrack in this film [Swiss Army Man] - me and Paul Dano - and on the… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice… — Eric Carle Copy Share Image
By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a German man… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When we decided to marry, we had two ceremonies - one was more bureaucratic for the sake of the Swiss authorities,then a… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
I think it speaks to the fact that other people are as excited about originality as we are. I think the thing… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
The world of 'Terra Nova' as we joined it... there is a certain amount of prosperity there, and in fact I would… — Stephen Lang Copy Share Image
By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a German man… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
[T]he Swiss people are the best practitioners of the ideals of non-aggression. The Swiss national government posts are parttime positions. Most decisions… — Mary Ruwart Copy Share Image
Now, for Romney to believe that somebody's grandmother is going to be so cut off she is going to self deport... He… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
We wouldn't want to be like the Swiss, would we? That would be awful! We'd be rich! — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
It's interesting that Swiss banks also hide their assets from the Swiss by using offshore bank structuring. — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
We have to still develop the IKEA group. We need many billions of Swiss francs to take on China or Russia. — Ingvar Kamprad Copy Share Image
... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
“No ordinary effort stops the wheel. In sleep it spins without resistance. Passively, falling deeper, lacking the will to activate any change.” — Stephen Demone Copy Share Image
Google is my rapid response research assistant. It's the Swiss Army knife of information retrieval. — Lloyd Grove Copy Share Image
For some reason, there is a purity to the Swiss Alps - a certain energy - that is very reminiscent of my… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
![“We sing a lot of the soundtrack in this film [Swiss Army Man] - me and Paul Dano - and on the last day of filming we had to just get into the back of our sound mixer's van and record a really crappy, rough version of the singing then. For some reason that was one of the most fun days.” quote by Daniel Radcliffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/585/daniel-radcliffe-919_army_we-sing-a-lot-of-the-soundtrack-in-this_251567.jpg)
![“When we decided to marry, we had two ceremonies - one was more bureaucratic for the sake of the Swiss authorities,then a church service in Florence, and I wrote the music for the church service. The challenge in that was that Iman's [Abdulmajid] family are Muslim and mine are Protestant. I had to…” quote by David Bowie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d6b/david-bowie-508_authority_when-we-decided-to-marry-we-had-two-cere_1059978.jpg)
![“I think it speaks to the fact that other people are as excited about originality as we are. I think the thing that has been wonderfully communicated in the trailers and all the promotion for the movie [Swiss Army Man] is that it isn't like anything else you've ever seen, and we're not just saying…” quote by Daniel Radcliffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cec/daniel-radcliffe-919_army_i-think-it-speaks-to-the-fact-that-other_885518.jpg)
![“[T]he Swiss people are the best practitioners of the ideals of non-aggression. The Swiss national government posts are parttime positions. Most decisions are made at the canton (state) level. Swiss per capita income is the highest in the world, showing that non-aggression pays. How did the Swiss…” quote by Mary Ruwart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/39a/mary-ruwart-46155_aggression_t-he-swiss-people-are-the-best-practitio_1056652.jpg)
