If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I've done so many Lifetime movies; at this point, I'll be going through airport security, and the lady there will be like,… — Linden Ashby Copy Share Image
We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I want to be a Bond girl. Think about it - I have metal components in my legs, so when I go… — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in… — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
Pack snacks. Food prices once you pass through airport security or within blocks of a major tourist attraction can be double the… — Gillian Tans Copy Share Image
I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines. — Jim Morris Copy Share Image
I'm a big hit with guards at security. They're the center of my fan base, the airport security guards. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In June 2002, airport security searched Al Gore. There's a lot not to like about Gore, but he's not a terrorist. Gore… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“Someone pointed and his gaze swiveled to her, pinpointing her on the spot as neatly and securely as if he’d lassoed and… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
The events of September 11 would have been impossible if there were no airport security system at all. If average Americans were… — Vin Suprynowicz Copy Share Image
We accept that warrantless wiretapping may be necessary in extreme circumstances. We accept the added delays and inconvenience of increased airport security.… — Mike Johnson Copy Share Image
“By any rights, he should be dead. He was involved in an explosion with a bomb, which he happened to be carrying… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
“What happens when the YA thriller writer heroine tries to get thru airport security with her research notes in her bag? :… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All… — John Stossel Copy Share Image
“An airport is a place where you go through hell to reach your alleged paradise.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
I think the beard helps offset - it's the only hairstyle I can really pull off. But I'm often clean-shaven. I think,… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image