Airport Quote by Reggie Watts

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.

— William Regal

The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels,…

— Jay Leno

I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

— Tom Hodgkinson

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate.…

— Wanda Sykes

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

— Dave Barry

When the day comes, I remember how much I loathe flying. I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

— Tom Hodgkinson

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

— Johnny Vegas

Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.

— Salman Rushdie

I love to go to the airports and just put on, like, dark glasses, so nobody can tell I'm staring at them, and just…

— Pete Docter

We put people of concern on the watch list or the no-fly list, so we have a number of layers of security beyond the…

— Anonymous

I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.

— Jim Morris

I have a following, but it's small. I have this level of fame where people spot me in the airport, consistently, but they always…

— Mike Birbiglia