Air travel Quote by Bob Hope

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type…

— Bob Hope

“No, on the outside view there was nothing for anyone to notice about me. I remained one pillar of a trinity, another pillar was…

— Herman Koch

If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.

— Herb Kelleher

The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas…

— Dave Barry

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get…

— Robin Williams

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because…

— Dave Barry

I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler,…

— Erma Bombeck

Airline glamour never promised anything as mundane as elbow room, much less a flat bed, a massage, or an arugula salad. It promised a…

— Virginia Postrel

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

— Dave Barry

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when…

— George Carlin

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it…

— Dave Barry

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people…

— Henry A. Kissinger