Kids Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

— Jerry Seinfeld

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I…

— Jerry Seinfeld

The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is…

— Jerry Seinfeld

You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a…

— Jerry Seinfeld

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you…

— Jerry Seinfeld