Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Inspiration Love Witty
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