Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Minutes Witty
You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
Once I leave, I leave. I am not going to speak to the man on the bridge, and I am not going to spit… — Stanley Baldwin Copy Share Image
You can get into more trouble in 5 minutes; than it takes a lifetime to get out of… — Mnberry Copy Share Image
In the end,it's not going to matter how many breathes you took ,but how many moments took your breath away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In order to 'go out the door' safely, we go through a pretty thorough process called pre-breathe. This is the process of flushing all… — Sunita Williams Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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