Alcohol Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Drinking Ifs Inspiration Mouths Three
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. — Epictetus Copy Share Image
With all that alcohol in him, its probably not advisable to have him around an open flame. -Katniss Everdeen — Hunger Games Copy Share Image
He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
No matter how small the light of your candle has become, it can still burn someone's wick if shared in no time... — Leonora R Aquino Copy Share Image
If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep to that,… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Nobody understands that by the time the addiction has set in the alcoholic is mandated to drink ... he cannot not drink! Nobody wakes… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image