Alcohol Quote by Finley Peter Dunne

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a…

— Finley Peter Dunne

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf…

— Finley Peter Dunne

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

— Finley Peter Dunne

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

— Finley Peter Dunne

“What I wud do if I was Buller, an' I thank Hivin I'm not, wud be move me ar-rmy in half-an-hour over th' high…

— Finley Peter Dunne

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

— Finley Peter Dunne

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

— Finley Peter Dunne

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

— Finley Peter Dunne

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

— Finley Peter Dunne

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

— Finley Peter Dunne