Alligators Quote by Chuck Palahniuk Download Open image “Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.” — Chuck Palahniuk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alligators Humans Pet
This World is a piece of Shit... Just waiting for God to Flush the Toilet but everytime he tries the Devil keeps it clogged...… — C-DASH Copy Share Image
They're animals, all right. But why are you so goddam sure that makes us human beings? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
We find animals doing things that we, in our arrogance, used to think was "just human". — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
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I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
The Bible tries to make humans not animals the whole time. I think it's a bit of a mistake. — Neko Case Copy Share Image
Humanity evolves when we realise that animals have the same rights to the Earth as we do. — Radhanath Swami Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
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Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
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She gazed toward the marsh that grew thicker, deeper, greener with approaching summer. Mosquitoes whined in there, breeding in the dark water. Alligators slid… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump… — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image