Angry Quote by C-DASH

That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising...

— Anonymous

[The flush toilet is] a wonderful waste disposal device. But I think that it's so good it doesn't smell, we can put it in…

— Suman Rai

“The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish.”

— Thomas Lynch

“My kingdom for a flush toilet.”

— Lisa Tawn Bergren

Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet.

— Josh Q

I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Typically, when you flush the toilet, you shouldn't hear it gurgling in the shower.

— Bryan Baeumler

If shit happens, flush the toilet

— Author Name

My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.

— Alexa Vega

This is big shit poppin, u gon need a plunger!!

— J Cole

“Never Need A Plunger Again”

— Anonymous

It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

“I haven’t got a clue why his bones disintegrated, but look at the bright side,” laughed Adam. “We won’t have to dispose of the…

— Max Nowaz

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

— Behdad Sami