Quote by Author Name Download Open image “If shit happens, flush the toilet” — Author Name ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
Shit will always happen, so after it happens, wipe your ass and go forward — Khutso JayTee Matjee Copy Share Image
Save the world's water and flush every other time u use the bathroom — Everett Sandoval Copy Share Image
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
You're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea. — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
