Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to,… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I used to love wearing leather pants, but then I realized I had to wear something that lets the farts out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I got letter from a person named 'you know who'.... Wait,why the hell is Voldemort sending me letters?! — Author Name Copy Share Image
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: 'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.' — Author Name Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
