Funny Quote by Author Name

He is a letter to everyone. You open it. It says, Live.

— Rumi

I've gotten letters, but mostly from Bible-belt types who say, you must be Satan! They come right out and call me Satan and hope…

— George A. Romero

I won't blast people out of my way just because they're there' said Harry. 'That's Voldemort's job.

— Anonymous

Voldemort? That might be real.

— Ralph Fiennes

I get a lot of letters from people.

— George Osborne

I've never gotten a letter where I thought I knew the person. But I have heard from people who think they know the letter…

— Emily Yoffe

“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform…

— Sara Wolf

“I get letters that say ‘Stop being evil to Harry or we’ll go to Hogwarts and kick your butt. Some fans are so weird.…

— Tom Felton

This exchange marked the beginning of Mr. Malfoy's long campaign to have me removed from my post as headmaster of Hogwarts, and of mine…

— Anonymous

“A letter?” repeated Professor McGonagall faintly, sitting back down on the wall. “Really Dumbledore, you think you can explain all this in a letter?…

— J.K. Rowling

I get lots of letters, and I reply to them all personally.

— June Brown

I receive really powerful personal letters. I think that always takes the cake. It blows me away... some of the comments. Someone will come…

— Eliza Dushku