Funny Quote by Author Name Download Open image “I named my penis the truth because most girls can't handle it” — Author Name ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Truth
“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“cannot deal with people who lie. Like, lose my shit cannot deal with. My inability to tell a lie myself, even the tiny white… — L.J. Swallow Copy Share Image
MY NAMES MUST TASTE SO GOOD THAT THESE FEMALES CANT STOP SAYING MY NAME 24/7 THEY CANT FIND NOT ONE THING TO TALK ABOUT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
